heckstasy:

How to Have Sex:

  • spin around
  • S TOP
  • double take tHREE TIMES
  • 1
  • 2
  • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
  • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
  • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
  • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

[ラズベリーモンスタ]

yes

I just picked my favorite bowl from the cupboard and said, “you’d look great with noodles in you,” and I think that says a lot about me

peacewithans:

it’s 2014 where the hell is my dragon simulator